Winston Konstanturos

Comfort Strategist

After a failed attempt at running for President of the United States, Winston accepted a full-time position as our comfort strategist.  In this newly formed position, Winston will be in charge of stress management for all our employees and clients.  He is available for patting and couch sitting whenever needed.  Winston is a graduate of K9 Training and is known for his compassion and love of homemade organic food.